Quadrupeds That Meow

I'm so wise,
No one is smarter.

I'm so wise,
bipedal species,
Will feed me,
    and clean up my feces.

Don't get me wrong,
I love them I do!
I purr when they hug,
I'm sad when they "shoo!"

But when they come home,
I sit on my throne,
I only will swoon,
When they start mashing cans
    of winged beasties!